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Lying, coercing, manipulating, defrauding, and scheming — for marriage equality!

We all know the score. This is how the game is played. They lie, and cooperate with lies, and become willing participants in things that are very likely to be lies, and they do it all for the greater good. … Continue reading

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The two steps to getting 30 million hits on your blog

In just a few days, this website will pass the 30 million view threshold. Since its inception in November of 2012, my blog has officially been read (almost) 30 million times — with about 29,800,000 of those hits coming in the last 6 months … Continue reading

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Your 5 year old failed a standardized test. Therefore, he is stupid, insane, and doomed to a life of failure.

I’m going to grab you by the hand and drag you into hell. I am going to immerse you in a nightmare so hideous and horrifying that it will leave you stunned and gasping for breath. Are you ready? Alright, imagine … Continue reading

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I wasn’t ready for marriage

I met my wife on eHarmony. I was a morning rock DJ in Delaware, she was living in Maryland and finishing up her degree. I drove two and a half hours to pick her up for our first date. I … Continue reading

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America was built on a belief in God, and there’s just no way to deny that fact

I would like to make an appeal to the disciples of the Church of Atheism, the Secular Sacramentalists, the Progressive Proselytes: Please, let’s just be honest with one another. My guidance counselor always told me that conflict resolution must begin … Continue reading

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Breaking: nuns, babies, puppies, dolphins spark fierce liberal backlash

I don’t know. I just don’t know. I think I will recover. I hope I will recover, but I can’t be sure. It’s still so raw. The wound is deep; penetrating down into the very core of my soul. I … Continue reading

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We can help

Over the past several months, this website has become a significant platform. It’s bigger — more visible, more widely read — than I ever imagined or hoped. For the most part, I’ve used this stage to advance my ideas, to earn money for … Continue reading

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Inspiring message of the day: obesity is not a disease and you do have free will

According to a new study, it does more harm than good to label obesity a “disease.”  Shockingly, the study finds, when you tell people that they are victims and that they have no control over their physical condition, you ultimately discourage them from … Continue reading

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Maybe you can’t find a solution to every problem at the bottom of a prescription pill bottle

I haven’t been sleeping well. I’ve never slept well, actually. I’m up late, even though I’d rather be asleep, and I wake often during the night. When I do sleep, I sleep restlessly. I don’t dream. I’m always tired. Sure, this … Continue reading

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For the love of God, can we just abolish the State of the Union Address already?

Last week, if you tuned into the Grammys, you were treated to a gaudy spectacle of pretentious elitists, wealthy drug addicts and godless Satanists patting each other on the back and congratulating themselves for another year spent dumping toxic waste … Continue reading

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