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Here’s what happened to that money I asked you to give

A quick note to the readers of this blog who, a few months ago, donated around 17,000 dollars to help my brother and the others on his mission trip provide medicine and clean water to a poor town in Guatemala. … Continue reading

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I don’t respect the president or his office, and neither should you

Of all the flaccid refrains constantly shrieked by the hordes of Statist sycophants, the worst is probably this: “Even if you don’t respect Obama, you should still respect the office!” Respect ‘the office,’ they say. Definition of respect: to hold … Continue reading

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Good news, fellas! Only women are required to be modest, apparently.

I feel scandalized. I was scrolling my Facebook newsfeed (there’s my first mistake) and suddenly my eyes were viciously assaulted by immodest and improper images that had been posted by someone clearly begging for attention; some shameless floozy selfishly attempting to enflame lust and covetousness in the … Continue reading

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Thank God for the gender wage gap

It’s Equal Pay Day, everyone! As per tradition, progressives mark the occasion by using fabricated numbers to drive a destructive narrative of division and faux-victimhood. In other words, Equal Pay Day is just like any other day, except with more … Continue reading

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Jesus didn’t care about being nice or tolerant

There is no shortage of heresies these days. If you want to adopt some blasphemous, perverted, fun house mirror reflection of Christianity, you will find a veritable buffet of options. You can sift through all the variants and build your … Continue reading

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Hey gay rights militants: your fascism is showing

Dear gay rights militants, dear progressive tyrants, dear liberal fascists, dear haters of free speech, dear crusaders for ideological conformity, dear left wing bullies: You will lose. I know you’ve got legions of sycophants kowtowing to you these days, and … Continue reading

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‘Gun free’ military bases and dangerous psychiatric drugs: a lethal mixture

I’m sure you heard the news. Another mass shooting. Another at a military base, no less. Another at Fort Hood, specifically. Ivan Lopez opened fire, killed three people and injured 16 before committing suicide. Of course, the usual suspects don’t … Continue reading

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Mr. Obama, maybe folks are mad because you’re a liar

Dear Mr. Obama, Congratulations on getting 7.1 million people enrolled in Obamacare before the March 31st deadline! Not to muddy the festivities by harping on technicalities, but I thought I’d pass along just a few corrections, in case you plan … Continue reading

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I’m a Christian and I think ‘Noah’ deserves a four star review

On Friday, my wife and I had a very rare date night. Naturally, we decided to spend it being pummeled by the blaring condescension of the most insipid, absurd, unimaginative, clumsily contrived piece of anti-Christian filmmaking to come along since, … Continue reading

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To the quiet, boring girl in class

I got this message from “quiet” Kate a few days ago: Dear Matt, So sorry for bugging you when I know you get SO many emails everyday! My mom loves your blog, she told me and my dad about it. She … Continue reading

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