Monthly Archives: November 2013

Look at this. Do not avert your gaze. This. This is what greeted me when I came out of the grocery store today. It’s not about the car. It’s not about scratches and minor dents. I don’t care about these … Continue reading →

Seriously, it hurts. Stop it, will ya? Yesterday I walked by a church and the pastor barreled out of the door, ran into the street, screamed “BIBLE!” and chucked it right at my head. Well, that didn’t LITERALLY happen. But … Continue reading →

From my inbox, an email from a high school student named Jeremy: “Dear Matt, first I want to say I really like your blog. One of my teachers actually mentioned it in class once after you wrote something (she didn’t … Continue reading →

I want to explain this to you. I didn’t intend to bring it up at all, but it seems that there’s some concerns out there that I should address. About a week ago I put a “donate” link on my … Continue reading →

I met someone today who doesn’t deserve a living wage. I’m often told such people don’t exist, so maybe I hallucinated this encounter. From what I could see he wasn’t deserving of a job or a wage. At some point … Continue reading →

Oh, there are certainly some individuals, some couples, that possess immense wisdom and knowledge on the subject; wisdom and knowledge earned from years of experience, crafted with an intuition and maturity that few achieve and fewer even attempt to achieve. … Continue reading →

There are seven billion people in the world. How many of them are children? I don’t know, let’s ballpark it at around two billion. Just for argument’s sake, can we say there are two billion children in the world? Good, … Continue reading →

Free yourselves. Obama cultists: free yourselves. Shed those chains of compliance and apathy. Walk free. I’m not here to attack you. I’m here to reach out with a joyful message of hope. I’m also not here to tell you to … Continue reading →

Dear daughter, You’re far too young to be aware of this, but, in the last few days, many people have watched a video of a model being “altered” by photoshop. It shows her artificial transformation from real and attractive to … Continue reading →

I could have taken a picture of you and posted it here to publicly shame you, but I didn’t. That’s because I am not trying to be vindictive, ma’am. I’d merely like to answer that question you posed. This can … Continue reading →