Monthly Archives: November 2013

****This is a guest post written by Chrissie Dhanagom. You can contact Chrissie here: cmdhanagom@gmail.com**** This is not the Christmas season. Just thought I’d bring it up, because you wouldn’t know it from walking into your local Walmart, turning on … Continue reading →

I know a guy who cheats on his wife. He cheats on her every day. He cheats on her multiple times a day. He’s a husband and a father and a serial adulterer. I shouldn’t know this fact about him, … Continue reading →

Exciting announcement for those who haven’t heard: I’ll be speaking at the Great Homeschool Conventions in Ohio, South Carolina and California this coming year. Check out their website and get a load of that speaker lineup. Lila Rose, Michael Medved, … Continue reading →

A reader, “MJ,” sent me this: Dear Matt, Can you write something about people who don’t tip??? I see you’ve posted about people who are rude to customer service and peoeple who leave their carts in the parking lot… what about … Continue reading →

I’m sure you’ve heard of the “Knockout Game” that appears to be sweeping the nation. If you’re unfamiliar, here’s how it works: The participants of this pastime randomly select an innocent stranger, sneak up behind them, and attempt to knock … Continue reading →

Here’s an email I received after my show today: Matt, I’m a middle school teacher. I don’t live in your area but I heard your conversation today. I’d like to say that parental denial is a HUGE problem for teachers. … Continue reading →

Ladies, imagine this scenario: it’s lunchtime at the office. You and some female coworkers are gathered around the wobbly table in the break room. One of you comes up with the idea to get together after work for a drink … Continue reading →

I’m a capitalist. It’s not my religion, I won’t bow before its altar, I won’t kiss its ring, but I believe in capitalism. It’s an invention of man and it involves money, so it’s not perfect, but I’ve never heard … Continue reading →

***This is a guest post written by my sister, Chrissie Dhanagom.*** I had a lot of plans for today. Sleeping, for instance. I had planned to sleep for at least eight of the past twenty-four hours. I had planned on … Continue reading →

“OMG, he’s hot! Let’s hope he’s as easy to get as this birth control. My health insurance covers the pill, which means all I have to worry about is getting him between the covers.” That’s how the liberal group ProgressNow … Continue reading →