Monthly Archives: October 2013

The positive side of Obamacare that Fox News doesn’t want you to see

I must make a confession. I was wrong. I admit it. I am guilty. I’ve written about Obamacare a few times. Selfishly, shortsightedly — like the partisan propagandist that I am — all I’ve done is concentrate on the NEGATIVE … Continue reading

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Thank You! has officially reached 5.5 million views for October. This is a million better than last month, and 5.4 million better than what it was doing just 4 months ago. Thanks, everyone. There are so many smarter, wittier, more insightful … Continue reading

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Help, doc, I’m bored by boring things. I think I’ve got the ADHD!

Stay with me here, because I’m about to make a radical suggestion, and it just might blow your mind. This could get messy. OK, Ready? Alright, here it is: What if — this is a big IF — what if … Continue reading

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An email from a proud deadbeat dad

“Matt, I like some of the things you’ve written but your constant woman worship is nauseating. Again I hear you talk about how men should “protect and serve” their wives. F*ck that. You are everything that’s wrong with men in … Continue reading

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We are going to home school our kids, but that’s only because we hate education

First, I’d like to treat you to a look at a few snippets of some emails I received yesterday, after a certain “controversial” segment on my show: “I never realized you were so anti-education…” “It figures that a teabagger would … Continue reading

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The Definitive Guide to How Obamacare is Destroying American Lives

On Sunday night, I wrote a short post soliciting stories from my readers about how Obamacare has already immediately impacted their lives. I asked that all of these emails be directed to I expected a response; I didn’t expect … Continue reading

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Send me your Obamacare horror stories

The president and his minions want us to forget about the embarrassing, bewildering, clumsy, discombobulated, horribly bumblescrewed rollout of Obamacare. Yes, I just invented a word. Bumblescrewed. It’s been so bad that the standard English language fails to capture the … Continue reading

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“I’m not sure why the other kids don’t like me. Maybe there is something wrong with me.”

I get a high volume of email on a daily basis. Generally I’ll only post the negative ones on this blog. There’s two reasons for that: 1) They’re usually much more entertaining. 2) What kind of a pretentious loser would … Continue reading

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Everyone, please help me make this person infamous

Jared Marcum was arrested and charged with a crime for wearing an NRA t-shirt to his school in West Virginia. Justin Carter, a teenager in Texas, spent months in jail after making a sarcastic (yet inappropriate) joke on his Facebook … Continue reading

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An inspirational message to the Haters of America

Haters, Hello. You’ve been pretty active recently. It seems every time I go on the internet I see you all, hard at work spewing your misery and envy. Does it get exhausting, Haters? Do you ever come home from a … Continue reading

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