Monthly Archives: August 2013

I support war with Syria, almost

War against Syria? Sure! Let’s do it! I’m game. I think it sounds like a great idea, personally. Or, it WOULD be a great idea if: -IF we wouldn’t be fighting for, and alongside, Al Qaeda militants and Muslim Brotherhood … Continue reading

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Dear son, don’t let Robin Thicke be a lesson to you

***Update, August 1: In response to the thousands of people who, after reading this entire post, decided to harp on one single phrase (“I’m no feminist”), I wrote this. If you want to know how I can say all the … Continue reading

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The Legend of the Anti-War Liberal

Gather ’round, folks, ’cause I wanna tell you a story. This here is a legend. It’s a folk legend passed down through the generations. My daddy told it to me, his daddy told it to him, and now I’m tellin’ … Continue reading

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My speech at the Kentucky Liberty-Freedom Conference

If you’re interested in taking a look, here’s my speech at the Tea Party liberty conference here in Lexington last week. It’s 15 minutes long, which is 40 ions in internet time. Fair warning.

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Offensive, absurd and pornographic? On MTV, you say? I can’t believe it!

Today the country is infuriated that a pop star, who made a hit song about being a vulgar, drug addled floozy, had the audacity to go on stage and act like a vulgar, drug addled floozy while performing the song … Continue reading

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A letter from a bullied kid

I get a high volume of email on a daily basis. Generally I’ll only post the negative ones on this blog. There’s two reasons for that: 1) They’re usually much more entertaining. 2) What kind of a pretentious loser would … Continue reading

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Kids, go to college or you’ll die alone in misery

Every time I write or speak about college, I tend to upset many parents and other decent, educated people. They are righteously offended at the mere suggestion that college isn’t necessarily the only way to go. Angry mothers email to … Continue reading

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