Monthly Archives: August 2013

War against Syria? Sure! Let’s do it! I’m game. I think it sounds like a great idea, personally. Or, it WOULD be a great idea if: -IF we wouldn’t be fighting for, and alongside, Al Qaeda militants and Muslim Brotherhood … Continue reading →

***Update, August 1: In response to the thousands of people who, after reading this entire post, decided to harp on one single phrase (“I’m no feminist”), I wrote this. If you want to know how I can say all the … Continue reading →

Gather ’round, folks, ’cause I wanna tell you a story. This here is a legend. It’s a folk legend passed down through the generations. My daddy told it to me, his daddy told it to him, and now I’m tellin’ … Continue reading →

If you’re interested in taking a look, here’s my speech at the Tea Party liberty conference here in Lexington last week. It’s 15 minutes long, which is 40 ions in internet time. Fair warning.

Today the country is infuriated that a pop star, who made a hit song about being a vulgar, drug addled floozy, had the audacity to go on stage and act like a vulgar, drug addled floozy while performing the song … Continue reading →

I get a high volume of email on a daily basis. Generally I’ll only post the negative ones on this blog. There’s two reasons for that: 1) They’re usually much more entertaining. 2) What kind of a pretentious loser would … Continue reading →

Every time I write or speak about college, I tend to upset many parents and other decent, educated people. They are righteously offended at the mere suggestion that college isn’t necessarily the only way to go. Angry mothers email to … Continue reading →

This is what happens. This is not an aberration. Two innocent white men viciously murdered by young black males in the span of less than a week. It’s outrageous, horrifying, tragic, damned infuriating, but it isn’t shocking. It should be … Continue reading →

I could have taken a picture of you and posted it here to publicly shame you, but I didn’t. That’s because I am not trying to be vindictive, ma’am. I’d merely like to answer that question you posed. This can … Continue reading →

The internet has lathered itself into utter frenzied adulation about Stephen Colbert’s recent satirical segment highlighting the openly gay mayor of a town called Vicco. This tiny community is located in Kentucky, my state of residence, and it earned the … Continue reading →