Monthly Archives: June 2013

Dear Senator Wendy Davis, Congrats! I know this is a bit belated, but I wanted to write a message of salutations and congratulations after that abortion rights filibuster you pulled off in the Texas senate this past week. The media … Continue reading →

Everybody loves diversity. I mean, everybody loves the word “diversity.” This is to be separated from the actual reality of diversity, which most people hate with a violent passion. In that way, diversity can be compared to jogging or camping … Continue reading →

Many people — mostly parents — seem to have absurdly intense opinions about every single solitary aspect of parenting. They have these dogmas that they attach to the most unremarkable minutia of everyday parenthood and they will defend these orthodoxies … Continue reading →

Get ready because I’m about to say some really offensive things. I’m about to scandalize you with bigoted and hateful statements. At least, that’s how it will be perceived by a growing segment of our increasingly deranged population. The Colorado … Continue reading →

Dear Other Parents, I respect the fact that we all have to do what is best for our kids. There is no secret formula for success. In my short time as a father, I’ve already discovered that much of the … Continue reading →

The narcissism in this country is off the charts. We’ve collapsed into ourselves. We’ve become black holes, where the interests — the existence, really — of other human entities can not penetrate. My children think they’re the only people in … Continue reading →

This morning someone sent me a message that will easily win the prize for the Most Infuriating Thing of the Week. It was a link to a Facebook group for people who resent their children and regret having them. I … Continue reading →

Paula Deen admitted in a deposition that a long time ago she used racially insensitive language on a few occasions. HURRY, LET’S DESTROY HER LIFE. She’s already been dropped from the Food Network, she posted an apology video online, and … Continue reading →

There was a Tea Party rally in DC today protesting the IRS and big government. Obviously, Tea Baggers (hehehe see what I did there?) are dangerous, violent, psychopaths, just as Obama has always said, so the demonstration quickly erupted into … Continue reading →

Attention everyone: Stop getting all indignant and outraged when you receive less than stellar service at a fast food establishment. If you really cared about quality food and attentive customer service, you wouldn’t be shouting your order out of your … Continue reading →