Monthly Archives: April 2013

A teachable moment

I’m no detective but I’ve deduced that those kids I just saw at the liquor store were underage drinkers. Let’s go through the official “Suspected Teenagers Trying to Buy Booze Checklist” to see if they fit the criteria: 1) Are … Continue reading

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This week in our centers of indoctrination

This week in our Public Indoctrination Facilities: -A dad in Florida found a crinkled piece of paper in his 4th grade son’s backpack. On it, in crayon, his son had written: “I am willing to give up some of my … Continue reading

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The only serial killer in American history that the media doesn’t find newsworthy

This is one of those times when I’m asking you to share something. Share it because everyone needs to see it, confront it, deal with it. Mass media would like to hide this because they are agents for a political … Continue reading

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And now it’s time to play: Make. It. Racist!

There’s a fun game I like to play. I didn’t create the game — society did — but I still have a blast with it. It’s called “Make it Racist”. The media, Democrats, college professors and, obviously, the NAACP are … Continue reading

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A handy visual demonstration

I’ve long feared the day that I’ll have to tell my children about the existence of left wing Statists. I have a while until I’ll be forced to have this talk with them, but I thought I’d get prepared ahead … Continue reading

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Attention: This is Not Important

Oh, hey, no big deal or anything. Don’t worry about this or even question it at all. But, because I’m petty and particular, I can’t help but mention that Obama sent 140 thousand tear gas canisters to the Muslim Brotherhood … Continue reading

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A Few Thoughts on Podiatric Hygiene

A quick Public Service Announcement: Now that it’s getting hot again, I am already beginning to see the sandals come out in full force. Some say that men should not wear sandals at all. Some claim that sandals are effeminate … Continue reading

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We Who Drinketh From the Fountain of Knowledge

Can you imagine what someone in the year 1000 would think if they looked into a crystal ball and saw the invention of the Internet? Imagine what would run through the head of an ancient man if he found out … Continue reading

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Neurosurgeons and Pedicurists Make Different Salaries Because of Sexism

Obama has declared today “National Equal Pay Day”, to highlight the epidemic of “gender bias” that has led to women being paid less than men. Yes, this is a very important issue and the ONLY possible explanation for this “wage … Continue reading

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A gym for gross people like myself

Attention community: With the warm weather upon us, I, like you, will begin a jogging routine that I will certainly keep up –at least until it gets too hot. So, in other words, I’ll be at it for the next … Continue reading

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