Monthly Archives: March 2013

What the world needs now is extremism, sweet extremism

I just saw someone call Rand Paul an “extremist”.  Right. But why do you say that like it’s a bad thing? When will we stop holding up cowardice and apathy like they are divine virtues? When will we start to … Continue reading

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Cats. So many cats. God help me.

I can not say much about this. I am still recovering. The mental and emotional wounds have not healed. I don’t know if they ever will. All I’ll say is this: it was bad enough when my wife wanted to … Continue reading

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Filibuster, the hottest new dance move

Senator Rand Paul has been filibustering on the floor today. I know that sounds like the latest dance craze, but thankfully it’s slightly more substantial than that. Also I say “thankfully” because I think our eyes would bleed if we … Continue reading

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The Devil’s Greatest Invention

Satan’s greatest, or at least most effective, invention might just be the Zero Tolerance Policy. With it, he has been able to coax humanity into giving up on judgement entirely. It’s one thing to have poor judgement. Human beings have … Continue reading

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A Friendly Suggestion for the Internet

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Female Kicker Changes the World!

If the media had, buried somewhere deep inside the earth, even a shred of the slightest hint of the smallest remnant of credibility left — they just lost it. Both the news and sports media buzzed for weeks about this … Continue reading

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A Sign of the Times

Here is a scenario that has never happened in the history of existence: A person is driving down the road, sees a road sign lecturing him about wearing a seat belt/texting/talking on the phone, and then changes his behavior accordingly. … Continue reading

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Behold, There is Hope Amidst the Sequester

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An Unspoken Perk of Marriage

There is a particular perk of marriage that nobody ever talks about. They don’t show it in the movies and you can’t find a Hallmark card that mentions it. Nonetheless, all I know is that I’m happy I finally have … Continue reading

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