Monthly Archives: March 2013

The Tyranny of Old, Bored People

Do you know how to make sense when you say things? Do you generally communicate via coherent statements and do those statements lead to a comprehensible point of some kind? If so, you’re already ahead of about 85 percent of … Continue reading

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I changed my mind. I love Ashley Judd!

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Have Some Pi

Today, 3-14, is Pi Day. This may seem like a silly and pointless thing to you, but for me it is very significant. It represents a landmark moment in my life. I still remember the day in middle school when … Continue reading

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What I know about the new Pope

The word ‘historic’ is tossed around a lot. People use it to describe a new iPhone unveiling or an updated Facebook layout. This, however, is a truly historic moment that any human being ought to appreciate. Cardinal Bergoglio from Argentina, … Continue reading

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Fat lesbians, weather experts and government jobs

Remember all those devastating cuts to government that we heard about? Yeah, me neither. I’m an American and it’s been like 14 days so my memory of that event has already been pushed out of my brain to make room … Continue reading

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I have a dream

I’ve got this crazy idea. It’s radical, I’m warning you, but if you can get past the initial shock I think you might see the wisdom in it: What if we allowed individuals to make individual decisions in individual circumstances, … Continue reading

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The Shockingly Non-Shocking TSA Revelations

I was just reading over these “shocking” revelations published by a former TSA agent. I am utterly astounded. And by “astounded” I mean I’m about as surprised by it as I am when I hear that a stripper has daddy … Continue reading

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Divine Secrets of the Feminist Senatorial Candidate

Ashley Judd, star of such well known classics as “Dolphin Tale” and “Tooth Fairy”, will be running for Senate in Kentucky. Normally I would say a wealthy, liberal, feminist actress who lives in Tennessee wouldn’t have much of a shot … Continue reading

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Of Death and Comb Overs

In the past day I have seen three guys with absolutely bodacious comb overs. Yes, I just used the term “bodacious”. I don’t know why. It just seemed appropriate. And I’ve always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle. Anyway, listen … Continue reading

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A bit of advice for Republicans

I don’t really care to give tips to the Republican Party, the supposedly “small government” organization that has, interestingly enough, only ever produced one actual small government president. They’ve worked so hard to undermine and contradict themselves and their alleged … Continue reading

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