Monthly Archives: March 2013

The “Mysterious” STD Epidemic

According to the CDC, about 110 million people have STDs in this country. That’s, like, almost everybody. Well, it’s a third of us, anyway. Many people have asked how this has happened. Of course the usual suspects have cooked up … Continue reading

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Leftist Logic 101

Left Wing Logic 101. Things the government should control, regulate, fund, legislate, arbitrate, or otherwise play a role in (an abridged list): – How you raise your kidsĀ – How you educate your kids– How you discipline your kids– What you … Continue reading

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Hark! The Oracle Hath Spoketh!

In ancient times, the Greeks would choose an old woman from a village, take her to Delphi, get her hopped on hallucinogens, throw some robes on her, label her an “oracle” and every time she had a bad trip they’d … Continue reading

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It Could Never Happen Here…

When the news broke that Cyprus would be seizing assets from bank accounts to bail itself out, most Americans immediately asked two question: What the hell is Cyprus? Is it a brand of dish washing detergent? Meanwhile the minority of … Continue reading

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Things that don’t have to be this damn difficult: Four way stop edition

Here’s my impression of myself at a four way stop: Me to other car: Hmm, it appears we are in quite a quandary. I believe I pulled up a split second before you, but you are to my right, which … Continue reading

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Arguing With Obamabots

The DHS has increased its email surveillance, all while continuing to hoard enough ammo to murder everyone on the planet twice. This is the part where intelligent Americans begin to feel slight unease at the fact that an ambiguous and … Continue reading

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You suck, here’s your trophy

I read the story about the principal in Massachusetts who upset some parents by trying to “include everyone” in his school’s Honor’s Awards ceremony by canceling the traditional exclusive evening dinner and celebration. He replaced it with an assembly in … Continue reading

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