Monthly Archives: February 2013

USDA Hires “Diversity Instructor” for 200 Grand

Neo-liberals (“progressives”, as they call themselves) are quite the ridiculous bunch. I’d find them comical if their ideas weren’t so hideously evil, stupid and destructive. Watching “progressive” ideology in action is like watching a moose attack a guy. One one … Continue reading

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The Luxury Leisure Cruise FROM HELL

I’m sure you’ve heard of this so called “cruise ship from hell”. The vessel lost power several days ago and the thousands of people on board were left trapped without electricity or functional plumbing. From all indications it does appear … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day.

I am firmly in the “Valentine’s Day is a fabricated holiday” camp. I’m in this camp mainly because I’m a man but also because it really is fabricated. There were like five different Saint Valentines and we don’t know much … Continue reading

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Chris Dorner is a Fat Dead Loser

Chris Dorner is not a martyr. He’s not an “anti-hero”, as I’ve seen him described. He’s not a freedom fighter. He’s a fat murdering loser and the world is a better place now that this coward is dead. I swear … Continue reading

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Fairies and Politicians

Look, I’m not ideological when it comes to the government. I’m not an idealist. I take it for what it is, on it’s own terms. I’m a realist. There’s a time to be imaginative, like when you’re making origami or … Continue reading

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An Advanced Transcript of the State of the Union Speech

I don’t want to spoil it for you but I have a source inside the White House and he sent me a copy of Obama’s State of the Union speech. It seems kind of short but keep in mind that … Continue reading

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Of Patriots and Parasites

Apparently the Navy SEAL who killed bin Laden decided to leave the military after 17 years of service. The government rewarded his valor by giving him no pension and no benefits of any kind. You see, even if you were … Continue reading

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The Words a Troll Can Not Resist

There are some select key words that one can write or say if one wishes to awaken the drooling trolls and ignorant hoards. Like a bad horror movie, utter these syllables and brain dead zombies will crash into your conversation … Continue reading

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Breaking: White Republican Goes on Killing Spree

Hey did you guys hear about this outrageous situation down in Texas? Apparently a white, southern ex-military conservative Republican went on a murderous rampage and killed three people, including a black guy and a gay man. He wrote a long, … Continue reading

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The Pros and Cons of Being Murdered by the President

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