Monthly Archives: February 2013

                                                           Important Mathematical Equation                      … Continue reading →

God help me. My life is so difficult. Earlier today I bumped into a guy who had just lost his job and was living out of his car. I can TOTALLY understand what he’s going through. Actually, what I’m dealing … Continue reading →

I finally felt my daughter kick for the first time. I feel like I should clarify here that she is in my wife’s womb. I guess if she were born already it wouldn’t be as special a moment. Actually it … Continue reading →

I’ve noticed that many supposed advocates of free speech, individual rights, property rights and business owners’ rights, tend to fall conspicuously silent when government tyranny in these areas comes cloaked in words like “anti-discrimination”, “hate crime laws”, and “fairness”. It’s … Continue reading →

I hope you’ve prepared for the dissolution of the human race that will take place on March 1st after this deadly budget cut takes effect. I’m sure you’ve heard our politicians running around screaming like hysterical school girls about the … Continue reading →

People have asked me why I’m not on Twitter. Well, the most obvious reason is that I typically post in 140 pages, not 140 characters. I’m sort of like a rambling version of the Dos Equis Man. I don’t speak … Continue reading →

When will the madness end? The Kentucky Department of Juvenile Justice will be forcing many of its employees to attend a mandatory reeducation seminar called “Undoing Racism”, hosted by a radical left wing organization run by a crackpot community organizer … Continue reading →

Legislators here in Kentucky are working on a state wide smoking ban. Smoking bans, as you know, are enacted to protect your immutable, divinely endowed right to walk into any building in the country without fear of being exposed to … Continue reading →

Happy President’s Day! I can’t wait for the ceremony where they pull the President out of his vacation resort to find out if he can see his shadow. If he does, you know what that means: 60 more years of … Continue reading →

Lord help us, we’ve killed Irony. The country is so overrun by hypocrites and oblivious idiots that contradiction and unintentional self parody have become the rule, thereby rendering the concept of irony moot. Everything is ironic, which has the effect … Continue reading →