- Here are 13 things for little kids to worry about instead of college and test preparation
- Here’s the post where I’m accused of defending Donald Sterling
- Behold: the two absolutely worst arguments against homeschooling
- Aborted babies are being incinerated to provide electricity in the United States
- Affirmative action: defeating perceived discrimination with actual bigotry!
Monthly Archives: February 2013
Our Ancestors Would Be Shooting People By Now
Important Mathematical Equation … Continue reading
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God Help Me, I’m Doomed
God help me. My life is so difficult. Earlier today I bumped into a guy who had just lost his job and was living out of his car. I can TOTALLY understand what he’s going through. Actually, what I’m dealing … Continue reading
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Thoughts On Kicking Babies
I finally felt my daughter kick for the first time. I feel like I should clarify here that she is in my wife’s womb. I guess if she were born already it wouldn’t be as special a moment. Actually it … Continue reading
An Oxymoron: A Libertarian Who Supports Anti-Discrimination Laws
I’ve noticed that many supposed advocates of free speech, individual rights, property rights and business owners’ rights, tend to fall conspicuously silent when government tyranny in these areas comes cloaked in words like “anti-discrimination”, “hate crime laws”, and “fairness”. It’s … Continue reading
God Help Us! The Sequester is Coming!
I hope you’ve prepared for the dissolution of the human race that will take place on March 1st after this deadly budget cut takes effect. I’m sure you’ve heard our politicians running around screaming like hysterical school girls about the … Continue reading
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Why I’m Not on Twitter
People have asked me why I’m not on Twitter. Well, the most obvious reason is that I typically post in 140 pages, not 140 characters. I’m sort of like a rambling version of the Dos Equis Man. I don’t speak … Continue reading
American Government Agency Teaches Its Employees That America is Racist and Evil
When will the madness end? The Kentucky Department of Juvenile Justice will be forcing many of its employees to attend a mandatory reeducation seminar called “Undoing Racism”, hosted by a radical left wing organization run by a crackpot community organizer … Continue reading
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Bigfoot Kills More People Than Secondhand Smoke
Legislators here in Kentucky are working on a state wide smoking ban. Smoking bans, as you know, are enacted to protect your immutable, divinely endowed right to walk into any building in the country without fear of being exposed to … Continue reading
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Happy Crooks and Liars Day!
Happy President’s Day! I can’t wait for the ceremony where they pull the President out of his vacation resort to find out if he can see his shadow. If he does, you know what that means: 60 more years of … Continue reading
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The Church is More Relevant Than CNN
Lord help us, we’ve killed Irony. The country is so overrun by hypocrites and oblivious idiots that contradiction and unintentional self parody have become the rule, thereby rendering the concept of irony moot. Everything is ironic, which has the effect … Continue reading
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