Monthly Archives: December 2012

Repeat It Until You Believe It: Men and Women Are EXACTLY the Same

  We live in an insane society. I mean, collectively we might be the most confused bunch of lunatics to ever walk planet Earth. There are many developments over the last several decades that lend credence to my assertion, not … Continue reading

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Let’s All Celebrate Our Differences By Pretending They Don’t Exist

  Controversy! Controversy! We’ve gotta have a new one everyday, right? Well today’s Outrage Special comes to us from Woodford County High School here in Kentucky. A letter was apparently sent home to some families a few days ago that … Continue reading

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Top Three Things To Fear

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Liberty Activists: Please Reject This Foolish Attention Starved Fraud

There’s a viral video getting a lot of attention today of a confrontation between a University of Kentucky student and a few campus police officers (watch it here, lots of explicit language). I’ll sum up the exchange: the kid sets up … Continue reading

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A Friendly Letter to Teachers Unions

Dear Teachers Unions, You gotta understand something. There are only like 11 or 12 of us left in the whole country who are taxed into oblivion to pay for everything you people in government want to do. So I speak … Continue reading

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The End is Coming. Eventually. And probably on a seperate, individual basis

To the folks I’m reading about who are preparing for the apocalypse on December 21, a few quick items: 1) What’s with you guys stocking up on bottled water and candles? Are you buying into the doomsday thing or not? … Continue reading

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Mindless Internet Lynch Mob Gets Its Pound of Flesh, Episode 9,000,987,187 (Australian Edition)

Maybe it’s because I’m in radio, or maybe it’s because I’ve done my fair share of stupid on-air prank calls in my day, or maybe it’s just because I’m a generally rational person who has grown to seriously detest the … Continue reading

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Dancing Clown Performs For Obama

  The chunky Korean dude who made “Gangnam Style” (which has almost a billion hits on Youtube even though the song isn’t even mildly entertaining or amusing) was still allowed to perform for the president during the Christmas in Washington … Continue reading

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Me and My Completely and Totally Absolutely Entirely Taxed Life

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A Fictional Conversation With a Future Greeting Card Tycoon From the Past

Sometimes I think about how the conversation would have gone had I been there when the dude who invented greeting cards first came up with the idea. I imagine it would have went something like this:  “Hey Matt, I just thought of this … Continue reading

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